HOSPITAL IN THE WAR

during the war always happens that certain soldiers who are supposed to be in the front lines say that they have a illness that don't allow them to fullfill the task and therefor they need to be in hospital, this may ensure a safe place for a while. 40 out of 40 beds were filled with no injured soldiers so a colonel grown suspectful and he went to check, enters the hospital and he starts

-SOLDIER, BED 1

-SIR, YES, SIR

-WHAT IS THAT YOU HAVE?

-SIR, HEMORRHOIDS, SIR

-AND HOW DO YOU TREAT THAT?

-SIR, WITH A BRUSHSTROKE OF IODINE THREE TIMES A DAY, SIR

-AND, WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST GOAL?

-SIR, TO DIE IN DEFENSE OF MY COUNTRY, SIR

the colonel writes 'aproved' in a notebook and he goes on and in the first 39 visits he makes the same questions and gets the same answers, then he reaches the last one

-SOLDIER, BED 40

-sir, yes, sir

-WHAT IS THAT YOU HAVE?

-sir, angina, sir

-AND HOW DO YOU TREAT THAT?

-sir, with a brushstroke of iodine three times a day, sir

-AND, WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST GOAL?

-sir, to get the brush changed, sir