domingo, 18 de marzo de 2012

SENTENCED TO DEATH

three guys robbed a bank there were some complication during the process, later they were arrested, send to trial and sentence to death, when the day came, they took the first guy to the room where the sentence was gonna be effective, they told him:
-today is your last day on earth, so as your last wish we're gonna allow you to choose the way you're gonna be killed, you can decide beetween the gas chamber, the electric chair or a bullet in your head.
the guy think a few moments and then he says:
-the gas chamber is something I don't want because of the smell, to put a bullet in my head the shooter has to be close and the detonation may hurt my ears, so I choose the electric chair.
the guy's sent to the chair and they set the machine at 10.000 volts, they run the machine and all of the hair of the guy get stiff but he survives, then they set the voltage at 20,000 and after the impact the skin of the man is shiny as a christmas' tree, so then they set the machine at 50,000 volts and spark are getting shown since the ears of the guy but he survives, a lawyer jumps at that very moment recalling an old law that claim that if a guy is sentenced to death, is executed three times but still surv ives has to be set free
so manwhile the trembling guy is being taken outside, the second guy is being led in, when they cross way the first says:
-the electric chair is not working properly.
the same words that were told to he first guy are told to the second and obviously he takes a seconds to think about, then he says:
-well, the gas chamber is something I wouldn't like because of the smell, the electric chair is not working properly so shoot to my head.

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