four nuns were waiting tightly the moment in which the priest would arrive to hear their confessions, finally the priest was there, the first nun reached him and said:
-I beg your forgiveness, father, for I have made sin.
-how can it be? what sin may you have commited?
-father, I saw the penis of a man
-reason being that that is the sin, you are gonna prey 10 times 'avemaria' and will wash your eyes with blessed water and I will forgive you
the first nun left and the second one came in
-I beg you forgiveness, father, for I have made sin.
-go ahead, tell me
-father, I touched the penis of a man
then you are gonna prey 30 times 'avemaria' and will wash your hands with blessed water and I will forgive you.
then the priest heared the other two nuns fighting and yelling
-please, sisters, calm down, what's the source of your conflict?
then the 4th nun said:
-sorry, father, but there's no fucking way that I will be washing my mouth in the fountain of the blessed water minutes later than she (referring to the other nun) will be there washing her ass