miércoles, 11 de abril de 2012

SPECIAL SWIMMERS

happened that they organized a tournment of swimming between people that had endured a serious accident in their life, the first participant in the tournment was a man who had no arms at all, this guy walked to the pool, jumped inside and moving his body from side to side he completed the reglamentary distance, the second participant was a guy who had no arms and no legs, this one instead of walking to the pool, he was carried and placed in the waters, this one too moving his body from side to side made the distanceand got a big ovation, then the third guy in having part in the tournment was a guy who had no body at all, he only was a head, he had to be carried to the pool and as soon as placed in the water he sunk to the bottom.
poor the head! he's gonna drown! somebody save the head!
muscled lifeguards jumped and rescued the head soon. a reporter who was there came closer and asked the head:
-tell me, what happened? did you got paralized with panic?
-no, my friend, only that I've been training for the last 20 years to swim with my ears and I come here and the first thing they do is puttin' on me this fucking rubber cap

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