WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE READ? 2

MARIANO RAJOY (spain):
the chicken crossed the road when payed by the PSOE to go and join a demostration against the PP


BILL CLINTON
I swear by the constitution and the bible that there's never been nothing between the chicken and me.


GEORGE W. BUSH

the fact that the chicken crossed the road despite the UN resolutions is a serious attack on democracy, justice and freedom. This proves beyond any doubt that we should have bombed the roadlong ago in order to ensure peace in that region and to prevent the values ​​we uphold are attacked again by this kind of terrorism the government of the United States of America has decided to send 17 aircraft carriers, 46 destroyers and 154 frigates, with the support of 243,000 ground troops and airborne infantry of 846 bombers will have as its task in the name of freedom and democracy, eliminating any semblance of life in poultry houses to 3,000 miles radius, and then secured with a very accurate missile fire that anything that appears near or far a chicken is reduced to a pile of ashes and can not never challenge our action with its arrogance. We decided also that then this country will be generously led by our government to rebuild housesaccording to current safety standards, putting a cock in front  democratically elected by the ambassador of usa. To finance all these reconstructions will comply with the control of grain production in the region for 30 years, knowing that local people will benefit from a preferential rate on a portion of production in exchange for their full cooperation. in this new country of justice, peace and freedom we can assure you that never again a chicken will attempt  crossing a road, for the simple reason that there will be no more roads and chickens will not have legs. May God bless America.
NEO (matrix): the chicken does not exist.EINSTEIN: if he's the chicken who cross the road or if it's the road that moves under the chicken, is a fact that depends, it's all relative to the reference.ZEN:the chicken can cross the road in vain, only HE, the MASTER, knows the sound of HIS shadow behind the wallSTALIN: the chicken, he is a subversive one, we have to fusilate the chicken and all the witness of the deed and 10 people more choosen ramdomly for they didn't stop the chickenFIDEL CASTRO: the chicken, he's a desertor, that's why he crossed the road, but he will repent when he sees the injustices of the other road and believe me, the chicken will come back