TO HEAR

there was an old woman who lived in a small town and she almost had totally lost the capacity to hear, however day after day she went to do her shopping, in her way she crossed everyday the same neighbor, everyday she used to greet the other
  -good morning, neighbor
and the other replied everyday
  -where are you going? you, filthy old whore.
a certain day the grandson of the old lady came to visit her and he was bringing a bunch of gifts for her, between them there was a device to allow her to hear, she was indeed happy, the world again had sounds for her, the sing of the birds, the run of the steams, the laugh of the children and the greeting of her neighbor (who had no clue at all that the hearing device already existed)
then right the day after the visit the old lady went shopping, she saw her neighbor and as she used to she said:
  -good morning, neighbor
as everyday the other one replied:
  -where are you going? you, filthy old whore
the old lady turned and yelled:
I'm not going, I'm coming from gettin' cured of the deafness, you can go and fuck yourself all day long!