WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

PRIMARY TEACHER:
because he wanted to reach to the other side.

SECONDARY TEACHER:
even, if I explain it to you, my dear brutes, you would not understand.

UNIVERSITY PROFESSOR:
to know why the chicken crossed the road (theme that will be included in the written test that will take place tomorrow) read your notes since page 2 to page 3057.

PLATO:
for his own good. in the other side of the road the truth lies.

ARISTOTELE:
is part of the nature of the chickens, to go and cross the roads:

KARL MARK:
historically was unevitable

CAPTAIN JAMES T. KIRK:
to reach where no other chicken ever before has reached before

HIPOCRATE
he has crossed the road because of an excessive secretion in the pancreas

MARTIN LUTHER KING
I've had a dream where all the chicken in the world were free to cross the roads without needing to justify their deeds.

MOSES:
and God came down from paradise and He told the chicken, 'go, cross the road' and the chicken crossed and He saw it was a good thing.

NICHOLAS MAQUIAVELO
the important thing here is that the chicken crossed the road. who cares why? the simple fact that he did it is enough to justify any intention he was holding

SIGMUND FREUD
the fact that you are worried for what the chicken may have done talks loudly pointing a strong feeling of insecurity of your sexuality

BILL GATES:
right now we have concluded elaborating the new software 'office-chicken 2012' that will be able not only to cross the road but to hatch eggs, save important documents, etc.

BUDA
to ask on that matter is to deny your own nature as a chicken

GALILEO GALILEI
and, however, he crosses

RICHARD M. NIXON:
the chicken DID never crossed the road, I repeat, the chicken DID never crossed the road.