domingo, 13 de mayo de 2012

HOSPITAL IN THE WAR

during the war always happens that certain soldiers who are supposed to be in the front lines say that they have a illness that don't allow them to fullfill the task and therefor they need to be in hospital, this may ensure a safe place for a while. 40 out of 40 beds were filled with no injured soldiers so a colonel grown suspectful and he went to check, enters the hospital and he starts
-SOLDIER, BED 1
-SIR, YES, SIR
-WHAT IS THAT YOU HAVE?
-SIR, HEMORRHOIDS, SIR
-AND HOW DO YOU TREAT THAT?
-SIR, WITH A BRUSHSTROKE OF IODINE THREE TIMES A DAY, SIR
-AND, WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST GOAL?
-SIR, TO DIE IN DEFENSE OF MY COUNTRY, SIR
the colonel writes 'aproved' in a notebook and he goes on and in the first 39 visits he makes the same questions and gets the same answers, then he reaches the last one
-SOLDIER, BED 40
-sir, yes, sir
-WHAT IS THAT YOU HAVE?
-sir, angina, sir
-AND HOW DO YOU TREAT THAT?
-sir, with a brushstroke of iodine three times a day, sir
-AND, WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST GOAL?
-sir, to get the brush changed, sir

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